Settling around the world...

Okay, the time has come and I finally tell you about my awesome night :-)
Already some weeks ago we had an LC-Day at KPMG and about 50 AISECERs, including me, went to a music bar afterwards. Chatting with one or two beer, wine or other drinks people began to dance later on.
So it was only me and two others left when we finally left our separate room and headed to the dance floor as well.
After a while I saw a friend of the waitress passing to our room. But in the mirror on the other end of the room I could see that she sat down on one of your benches over there just doing nothing. Okay, I though, probably relaxing. And then she began to take stuff out of her purse and putting it into her plastic bag, which was standing on the table. Watching her for a while, I saw how she began to take money out of her wallet, which disappeared then, and checking the wallet more closely. That was too strange though. So I decided to walk around the corner and have a look.
OHOHHOOO, what do I see there? It wasn’t her purse, it was the one of my friend P.! And she wasn't a friend of the waitress either... So, keeping her there, letting call the police and checking what was missing. Next to a mobile, CD-player, camera and around 2000,- CZK she also tried to steal a lipstick and a half liter bottle of Nestea with only two zips left (VERY wired)
Well, so far the nice part of the evening. The policemen came and took care her, but P. and I had to go to the police station. Victim and witness both with an enormous lack of Czech knowledge J And the friendly lady (friendly in terms of Czechia, because she was not rude to us, she simply did not speak at all!) that opened the door, let us in but 8 AISECERs that were worried about us and our level of Czech had to wait outside…
Entering a police station… Well, it looked like a KGB-prison and so I very soon felt like a prisoner as well.
Only waiting 10 minutes a policeman asked us to fill out a form in Czech… Okay, he discovered I am German, so he even brought a German translation. After having done that finally one of the guys, Z., down in front of the door was allowed to accompany us.
Not even half an hour later an interpreter was there and P. was asked to come into another room to tell what happened. She came back just 2 minutes later. Well, the interpreter spoke German, but the Hungarian P. not… J So it was my turn and after 45 minutes I was done and we had to wait a little more until finally and English interpreter was there.

And after I had seen what happened and P. not at all we thought we would be out very soon. It was already 01:00. But no, I had time to explore the whole floor, watch imprisoned ppl sleeping, watching Z. to fall asleep and listening to policemen speaking Czech. Time passed by. It was 02:00…02:30… what the hell does she have to tell them? 02:50… 03:15… what the fuck… After TWO (2!!!) hours she was finally done. But I am until today not sure what they did with her because she did not stop laughing afterwards…
Well on the way home, lucky us we even got a night tram in time. Ups, was it a tram or did we end up in comedy show? A slightly drunk woman screamed to a guy sitting two seats behind her something in Czech, then in English and again in Czech while she was talking on her mobile. The whole tram had fun and was laughing about this scene… Well show, since she did not stop for 15 minutes. And when we finally left the tram the whole coach was laughing very loud… One reason more to learn Czech…

So in a nutshell, I saved P. this evening. And that is how she said thank you...